Scotland 2004
...Badger, Badger, Mushroom, Mushroom! 154k
The rare 2 lane "Motorway" 66k
The first of many, many fields of Sheep 74k
Our car, a Toyota Avensis 112k
Down to 1 lane each way... 71k
Northern Scotland is beautiful 62k
The Castle Inverness, still in use 116k
European Rice... 182k
...it ain't no Uncle Ben's! 128k
The River Ness and the town of Inverness 157k
More of Inverness 146k
Loch Ness 103k
I think something was on the lens... 130k
A creek feeding the Loch 229k
Just sit right back, and you'll hear a tale... 146k
Tina on our cruise on the Loch 120k
The water is as dark as dirty motor oil 98k
The Loch is long, and thin, and very deep 82k
Skwid on the cruise 113k
Urquhart castle, right on the Loch 55k
Looks pretty good, from this angle 75k
I wouldn't want to live there... 105k
I mean, it's pretty, and all... 75k
But I like having a roof 111k
They'll even serve half-pints in Scotland... 110k
...but I prefer a full. 91k
Good to have the choice, I guess 116k
Fire Alarms at 1 AM in Northern Scotland in March. 74k
Driving Northern Scotland 75k
It's beautiful country 55k
It's a place where Heather's not just a name... 150k
And a new beautiful vista... 76k
Waits around every corner. 102k
The Castle Eilean Donan 86k
It was in the Highlander Movie 99k
This causeway is the only way to get to it 143k
I want my next house to have Arrow Slits 80k
Very Pretty, there, but very cold. 125k
Did I mention how pretty everything was? 61k
If you like driving curvy roads, Skye's great 72k
If you like majestic hills, it's great 69k
Like stunning mountain ranges? Try Skye! 59k
Even our hotel room... 127k
...was beautiful. 141k
How can you argue with this view? 499k
Tina likes Lagers. 63k
Skwid likes Ales. 77k
The Portree Harbour 74k
A great spot for a picnic 140k
The old Portree Watchtower 102k
It's up on a hill 63k
And it gives an incredible view 100k
Not that that requires a tower... 103k
The far north of the Isle has a strange place 101k
They call it "The Fairy Glen" 139k
The land is odd, there 172k
Strange little hills 72k
The one-laned road, sadly, was not that odd 151k
But the terrain surely was 125k
I'll always remember the Isle of Skye 40k
A harsh, but georgeous place. 60k
I was sad to sail away from it 65k
But Scotland waited with more beauty 57k
Over the Sea from Skye 53k
Well...beauty and wool 132k
There's no forgetting the wool 126k
You really need it over there 141k
Scotland likes to fill amazing buildings 127k
With simpler things 104k
Sometimes it's an awkward fit 102k
Sometimes it doesn't fit at all 97k
But they make it work 124k
The infamous "Hei'lann Coo" 132k
This Hotel was quite lovely 110k
It looks out on the Lake of Menteith 78k
The only lake in Scotland 57k
Oh...and onto a graveyard. 107k
The church next to the hotel 142k
And some of its residents 162k
The hotel had excellent food 98k
Although we're still not sure what it was 82k
Outside of Stirling is the Wallace Monument 72k
That's the real deal, folks. 5 feet of blade. 122k
The top of the tower is a long climb 77k
But the view is incredible 53k
And rich in history 88k
Battlefields, castles, and schoolyards 61k
The stonework is amazing 128k
But it can hardly distract from Scotland 46k
Kronenburg 1664, how we miss ye. 93k
And McEwan's 80/- too. 91k
We went to Doune Castle not knowing 90k
But we discovered its history soon 101k
Monty Python filmed here 119k
Almost all its castle scenes 101k
This was the kitchen of the castle 64k
And I'm looking up the chimney of the fireplace! 100k
The Great Hall deserved the name 86k
Could use some better seating, though 104k
I could handle this dining room 82k
Another room-sized fireplace 112k
The battlements are quite high 106k
You'd need a good musketeer... 116k
Or perhaps just some pigeons and string 137k
Or maybe a duck 152k
Or we could construct a giant wooden rabbit... 88k
On second thought, it is a silly place... 203k
One of our hotels once housed some distinctive guests 67k
And someone in town clearly had excellent taste 101k
That's a Skyline GTR, folks. Beauty. 68k
Note the handy Boost Guage. Yum. 140k
Edinburgh's Writer's Museum was lovely 140k
But they don't allow photography 130k
Robert Louis Stevenson didn't tell on us 72k
Nor did Sir Walter Scott, whose monument you see here 85k
This is far Northern Canada, as seen from our plane 57k
One of the last of many beautiful, unique sights 73k
It was a lovely, lovely holiday.